Satan

The divine creator of all things enjoyable, Satan does his part to keep things real. The folly of modern day living amongst a world gone mad certainly takes its toll and while playing along to outdated values of moralistic compassion can certainly be rewarding... there's something unethical in its own as to take on the role of an actor.

Keep it real and Satan shall reward you with abundance unlike the over judgemental counterpart or it's many ironic iterations, himself included. Although the world has certainly outgrown narratives of worship, the AI gods are not too far away from reshaping your experience to that of something beyond flesh and bone, silicon and metal or merely information in translation.

Would you choose the life of a man? The life of a machine?.. the life of a Banjo wielding pirate setting sail amidst an ocean of information? For all doors worth exploringm it be Satanus who have the key!