Cockroach Play

Cockroach Play — Fly. Dodge. Fight. Expose.

A flappy-style arcade boss-rush with a sharp political-satire twist. Tap to fly,

dodge the pillars of chaos, and face off against 9 larger-than-life villain bosses

inspired by India's loudest headlines. Short runs, fast reflexes, bragging-rights

certificates after every boss defeat.

── WHAT YOU DO ──

• Tap/click to fly UP, release to drop DOWN.

• Clear 10 themed pillar challenges, then enter a BOSS FIGHT.

• Beat the boss → claim a certificate → continue to the next minister.

• Survive the full 9-boss cycle, then it loops back — faster, meaner, repeat.

── THE BOSSES ──

1. NEET CHAIRMAN — dodge the exams, beat the boss.

2. EDUCATION MINISTER — dodge the books, beat the minister.

3. ROADS ISSUES MINISTER — dodge the potholes, fix the roads.

4. INFRASTRUCTURE MINISTER — dodge the debris, defeat the boss.

5. PWD MINISTER — dodge the barricades, beat the boss.

6. AIRPORTS MINISTER — dodge the delays, beat the boss.

7. ELECTION COMMISSION HEAD — dodge the rules, beat the boss.

8. PETROLEUM MINISTER — dodge the fuel hikes, beat the boss.

9. ORANGE JOKER — dodge the lies, win the game.

── EVERY RUN IS A STORY ──

10 pillar challenges precede every boss — fake promises, VIP corridors, EVM

doubts, LPG hikes, syllabus cuts, cost overruns. Each pillar carries a label

you'll recognise from the news. The game laughs so you don't have to cry.

── PICK YOUR FIGHT ──

Open the app and the intro picker shows the Petroleum Minister. Tap YES — FIGHT

to warm up with him first. Prefer the full cycle? Tap NOT NOW and start fresh at

the NEET Chairman. Beat Him Again, Go to Home, or Continue to Game — your call

after every boss.

── THREE DIFFICULTIES ──

• EASY — gentle gaps, learn the physics.

• REGULAR — the sweet spot.

• HARD — pillars tighter, bosses angrier.

── FEATURES ──

• 9 unique boss designs, each with its own avatar, taunts and attacks.

• 90 themed pillar challenges — one per headline.

• Victory certificates after every boss — share them with friends.

• Global leaderboards. Sign in with Google or Facebook.

• Boss certificates: Citizen Award → Brave Heart → People's Champion → Iron

Will → System Slayer → People's Legend.

• Ad-revive — one tap to continue after a wipe.

• Clean, uncluttered one-finger controls.

• Landscape play, works on phones and tablets.

── WHY YOU'LL KEEP COMING BACK ──

• Every run is 60–90 seconds of tight, tactile dodging.

• Every boss is a punchline you'll remember.

• Every certificate is a receipt to share.

• The 9-boss cycle keeps reshuffling — Pass 1 skips the intro boss you just

beat, Pass 2 onwards brings them all back.

Satire, not slander. All personas are fictional archetypes drawn from public

discourse. No real person is being targeted; the game pokes at systems,

promises, and headlines, not individuals.

Fly. Dodge. Fight. Expose. One cockroach. Nine bosses. Zero mercy.

Download Cockroach Play and claim your first certificate today.