Nothing

“Nothing” will allow you to solve the problem that since the dawn of time afflicts men around the world, translating for you the answer of a woman to the simple question "What’s wrong?".

Thanks to a database containing all the possible answers so far recorded since the birth of the first woman — and constantly updated — this application can dispense tips and interpretations about that “Nothing” abused by women.

Thanks to a rich list of types of woman, you can select the one that best suits your case in order to make the translation algorithm as accurate as possible.

By entering some parameters, such as voice, look and the number of daily nothing, you can also determine exactly what “Nothing” means in your specific case, and if you're in a correctable situation or you should disappear for a while.

This is a simple, humorous application; please do not be offended.