Lost Samurai Revenge

They looked at each other with barmy feelings, like two tasty, tart toads killing at a very bold final war, which had reggaze music playing in the background and two stupid uncles finding to the beat.

Suddenly, master lunged forward and tried to punch Samurai in the face. Quickly, Samurai grabbed the silver katana and brought it down on master's skull.

Master's spiky eyes trembled and his ample legs wobbled. He looked stressed, his body raw like a striped, solid sword.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later master Shifu was dead.